privacy is overrated

I always wanted to know the difference between love and lust.  As a guy, I had no clue.  The only thing I really knew about was online poker. 

So, I decided to search the net.  I did all my best research that way.  I found a site called Poker Online Dating.  It was awesome.  Dating tips, a match maker service, and more. 

Here’s part of the article: 

Usually, people fall in love at least 3-4 times in their life. Here are some signs to help you tell whether your relationship is love or just lust.

Love

- You make sacrifices for one another to keep each other happy.

I’m ready to find the love of my life now.  I hope she plays online poker. 

Last month my girlfriend and I went on a fantastic cruise. Usually, the cruise ship entertainment was planned out to the minute. And it was good – we had comedians, dancers, musicians. You name it, we had it. However, one night, the entertainers didn’t show up. So the cruise staff started asking passengers if they had any talent – they were looking for a fill-in. I thought about it for about 2 minutes and then I volunteered my services.

You see, I’m an avid poker player, and I love jokes. I also love to surf the web. One day I came upon a great site, Poker Joke. It had the funniest online poker jokes plus more. They must have had up to 50 jokes. As chance have it, I memorized several jokes and tested them several times on my poker buddies. They loved them.

So, I got up and started my comedy act. I told all the best online poker jokes and the audience loved it. In fact, the cruise director approached me to fill-in when needed.